The memories still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings.They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanityfor our oppression of their earthly brethren. ![]() They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. The memories still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings. Breathing a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken-burger with crispy chicken wings on the side. After their last retreat, I headed for my local Space Burger to bask in the glow of my recent victory. Three times I managed to push them back whence they came, and secure humanity a few more years as the dominant species of this planet. ![]() Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly devious plans. Squawks, feathers flying, the smell of charred chicken everywhere. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to \"extra crispy\" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. ![]()
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